Beat this - whilst enjoying my honeymoon with my beautiful wife, out of the blue, only 3 days into it my MIL ARRIVED!!!!
And worst still with her drunken pal!!
I am still in shock!!
And even worse than this she expected me to pay for their B&B!!!

My MIL is driving me to distraction. She comes to stay with my hubby and i once a month and everytime she stays she moves all my cups and saucers from one cupboard to the other cupboard!! This is because she thinks it would make more sense to have the cups n saucers above the kettle but i like to have them next to my teabags, coffee and sugar.
Who the hell does she think she is doing this? I am going to so lose the rag with her and god help her when i do!

What is the ideal weight for your mother in law?

………About 2.3lb including the urn!!

Hope you liked this joke as much as i did!

Submitted by Danny Boy